Being a Blog Pirate

Ahoy, bilge rats! T’day is Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrr! Sippin‘ my grog and thinkin‘ about preparing to board my lovin‘ beauty Katharina in two weeks. But now, get a hold of that night. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’m goin‘ to sleep well with that grog! :D Arrrr!! Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Ayyy!