Straight on the Nerve

I’m going to annoy her openly. And I’m loving it. Right after the celebrational event commonly named „Easter“, we made the choice to create an egg-salad from the remaining boiled eggs. The word „Ei“ is the german word for „egg“, and I’m making weird sounds like a lunatic with „Eiiii…“. Now I’m turning „Bär“ (for „Kuschelbär“ as „bear“ in a cuddling bear) with „Ei“, and she said I’m insane. Well I am, that’s why she’s loving me I guess. Why on earth should I end my psychotic bewildered existence and become a rational oppressive midget of society if my brain can’t stop?