Destroy all information Google cannot index

The Googleopus strikes back again! This is too good not to post it, and I’ve had a good laugh at that.

Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself,“ said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. „Soon, it will be.“

Great! That means a reduction of all blogspot entries, too! Fight the splogs (spam blogs), fight the porn industry, and while we’re on it – become pure again!

As a part of Purge’s first phase, executives will destroy all copyrighted materials that cannot be searched by Google.

Finally I can kill everybody off with one ping one click. Back to book burning, back to the evilness! Is the idea of telling somebody „I will google you!“ already an insult? I give up here, it’s too funny! It’s by the Onion, so read on my dear…

[via O’Reilly Radar]